I'm pregnant - pregnant with boredom. My Law lessons have been cancelled until January so I have 0 lessons today. I'm s'posed to attend AM and PM tutor regardless but what's the point? A waste of laundry (uniform), a waste of time (commuting), and a waste of time again (sitting at a desk doing nothing for 20 and 10 minutes respectively as the teacher does the register).

Cats has the day off too - the week in fact. She had an operation on Thursday to get a bilateral implant, and under the evil doctor's orders, she is to stay at home and relax for a week. She is now identified by the state as no longer a cochlear user, but a bilateral user.

Said Miss B. User is being a silent puffin today, which makes a change ¬_¬ Speaking of whom, she's a puffin. And she knows it. (Cue song.) Apparently she's home alone with Ziggy who doesn't have a man's voice and the man whose voice isn't being had doesn't want his voice back. Because Ziggy doesn't have a man's voice. By way of counterpoint, Ziggy does in fact have a man's voice, ergo, he is a man. Sammy has a really high pitched voice, even though I'm pretty sure he's a man now. He's 5, and that's 20 in cat years, right?

I'm contemplating saying some filler line in our MSN convo, like, 'so wuu2?', but I'm scared of the answer: a Cathy and a Ziggy home alone together can only mean one thing: SNOG SESH!!

I wonder what Cathy would choose over Ziggy and marmite. Probs marmite. I remember one morning her having marmite toasties with a marmite to toast ratio of about 50:1. I do love marmite, but her love is about as transparent as a sheet of cling film - without the film! Or the cling...

Ooh, she's just messaged me... ¬_¬...

Catherine Joynson saysWhat is the best thing about me?

Well Cathy... Hmmmmm... Okay well I'll start by spouting some poo clichés - albe'em true clichés:

1.) You're always there. (Like seriuzleh. Your hands are stapled to your compooper.) 
2.) You're hilarious.
3.) You're trustworthy.

And the rarer qualities:

1.) You're good at conversations, when you make the effort! You're quite the boredom killer when you wanna be. I should get a can of boredom spray made out of your essence.
2.) You're a fun person to be chased by, because you're surprisingly fast!
3.) You give good gossip.
4.) You get on with all my friends.


And there ya have it! Now--Oh Lord...:

Catherine Joynson saysWhat is the best thing about me?

What is one thing you wish to change me?

How long have we been friends for?

Some quotes you find interesting/funny from her.

What things do we have in common?

What help do you ask her?


Roit. Well. Definitely the first thing that springs to mind looking at your second question is your DOT-DOT-DOT-NESS!!! RECTIFY THIS ASAP. Erm, what else... Your MC addiction... How far away your house is /huhu...

Third question. Well. You know this so... your mum.

Fourth question. 'btw'; 'feck off'; 'Found out how to track down squid'; 'Need to make Thomas an Egyptian necklace'; 'HOW U TRACK DOWN PINK SHEEP ??'; '...'; 'EVEN DVD PORN'; 'WILL YOU STOP BEEN ANNOYIN', BITCH!'; 'Even' << the word that comes first in 98% of your sentences; 'CAPS LOCK. SOMETHING NEW.'; 'Good one.'; 'This is amusing to skim over :L'; ':L'.

Fifth question: Our love for the Harry Potter saga! Our love for Cardcaptor Sakura!

Sixth question: I often go to Capatteh for help, and she is pretty good at giving advice, I must say. But when it comes to advice on things like me and Tawm's relationship, she can lack. And she can lack. And she can lack some more. The betch. It must be said: Cathy's dumbfounding naiveté never fails to... dumbfound me. She's just innocent though, which is more good than bad.

(I've actually got her attention now because she knows I'm doing a blog about her.)

Catherine Joynson saysermmm

What do you think of my chosen GCSE's

and how well do you think I would do at the end of GCSE's year?


Cathy's doing Art, Media Arts, Business and History.

I think Art is definitely something she should be doing because she's great at drawing and her works never (*almost never) fail to impress me. She needs to get help from her teacher though before the real exam! We don't want a repeat of her [censored!] mock grade, tehe.

I know nothing about Media Arts, but if it relates to Art, I s'pose it's a sensical choice.

Ditto for Business.

History is defo a good subject to choose, albeit a haaaaaard one. I did it at GCSE, got a C NVM. You must revise, revise, revise!

Second question. Well 9 times out of 10, the more you try at something, the more you succeed. I would advise starting your revision two weeks before each exam at the very latest, and revise the given subject for at least an hour a day. And talk to yeer Art teacher! g'aww

Over and out.